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6/24/2010

Quotes












When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life........


Never make the same mistake twice,There are so many new ones,Try a different one each day.


A good way to change someone's attitude is to change our own.Because, the same sun melts butter, also hardens clay!Life is as we think, so think beautifully.


Life is just like a sea, we are moving without end.Nothing stays with us,what remain is just the memories of some people who touched us as Waves.


Whenever you want to know how rich you are?Never count your currency, just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that- that is true richness.


Heart tells the eyes see less, because you see and I suffer lot.Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a lot.


Never change your originality for the sake of others,because no one can play your role better than you.So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.


Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.His dad asked him "How do you feel?"He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"Now thats what I call Positive Attitude..

Ravan & Pappu(really nice)

Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.







Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.







RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?
PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.
RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans
PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.
RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.
PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100
RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.
PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely?
RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana.
PAPPU: 1st vardan, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick.
RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.
PAPPU: 2nd Vardan, put that stick in your aZZZZ hole ... deep inside ...!!
RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third vardan .... ASAP ...








PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick back to GADA ?
The moral of the Story: Management will not yield to your simple request until u can give pain in their Azzzz. J